Death by Mustard

Spring officially begins this year on 20 March at 11:02 – I make that 69 days and 23.5 hours to go. Here’s a little gem to while away the n...

Tuesday. Officially the worst day of the week. Fact. You see, Mondays may be turgid, yes, but on Monday despite the aches of acute sleep ...

New years resolutions 6 of 365: if you're going to be an alcoholic, make sure you do it with style.  And with sparklers. ALWAYS w...

THANK YOU AMERICA! I OVERESTIMATED YOUR STUPID <3 Now go make some magic, Barry x

Today my bird flew away gone to find her big blue jay Starlight before she took flight I sung a lullaby of bird land everynight I sang ...

Yes. Yes you read that correctly. In the adventures of Foreskin Man , the hero who, f rustrated by society’s failure to protect its mos...

We've all been there - what to do when you need less depth than Paris Hilton's take on Instagram shots of one of the Kardashians...